Older generations love to berate Millenials for struggling through the classics which have a slow pace and flowery prose, but at least when we make the effort to read those there is something to be gained. The same cannot be said for this book. In fact, perhaps slow-paced isn't even the right word for it as there were very few events to actually give it pace. It was one of those books where you make it two hundred pages in before realising nothing has actually happened. Most of the book can be defined by three key elements: sitting at a typewriter doing nothing; meetings where nothing was discussed; and crying over a childhood crush that nothing was to come of.
Throughout the book, even until the very end, I had this nagging awareness that I could throw the book away at any point and not care what happened to the flat characters and how the mystery resolved itself. Hope alone spurred me on, through all 450 pages of what should have been sold exclusively for fire kindling, the kind of hope that can be lavished on only one thing: a sequel. And not just any sequel, but the sequel to one of my favourite books of all time, 'The Shadow of the Wind'. I kept waiting for mystery and intrigue and characters that could well have been sitting next to you on the sofa had you the strength to put the book down. Unfortunately, all I got was a forty year old man, alone and still hung up on the unrequited love of his childhood, who was hardly even trying to solve the mystery which was the foundation of the book.
But there was one thing that truly made me want to knock myself (or the author) out with the three tonne hardback which had been crippling my spine for the past month from the confines of my backpack. It was the fact that the mystery was never resolved. Upon finishing the book all I had gained was more questions. Prior to finishing, all I felt was boredom and mild irritation, but post-reading, my mind had found a new feeling in which to reside: rage. Yes, we read mysteries for the thrill of the chase, but equally we want that chase to be resolved. The denouement is the best part of the entire book, but Zafon decided that apparently we didn't deserve such a pleasure for making the mistake of picking up this awful excuse for a book.
'The Angel's Game' does not deserve a word pertaining to holiness in its title, and it does not deserve to call itself a sequel to 'The Shadow of the Wind.' Disappointing and bland, it found a new home in my local charity shop where I hope it resides forever so that no-one else has to endure such pain.